1 In the beginning I created the blog.
2 Now the blog was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the blog, and the spirit of eye poo was hovering over the darkness.
3 And I said, "Let there be a doodle," and there was a doodle.
4 I looked upon my creation and saw that it was crap, and I said "the doodle is crap", and it was so.
Anyway, eye poo is the stuff you find in the corner of your eyes in the morning. Not everyone has it every day, some have more than most, but I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of it's existence.